ClawHammerFucked

Someone used my FUNTIMESCENE in a webpage. More to come on that. I had KFC and White Castle today and I feel very content and full.


FIVE O'CLOCK MAKES RUM!
FIVE O'CLOCK MAKES RUM THAT IS NOT VERY GOOD!

I've had a very good and very strange weekend, but for now I leave you all with this...

HAHAHAHA THEY LOVE IT!

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In a convorsation with Lord Pussbag
Free Glow Cup: Hey BITCH! I act as my own agent. I do what I want when I want without affiliation of any other group. I dub thee Lord Pussbag.
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OH NO! NOT RAZORBLADES!

I got 2 watches for christmas... I now own 3 watches. for no rhyme, reason, or receipt. I think the best thing that I can do is sell them and attempt to get money for shit I ACTUALLY NEED(or crack). It would be cool if for ONE Christmas I got stuff that would actually help me instead of prove no use at all.

SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY I PRESENT TO YOU... MY FIRST CHRISTMAS WISHLIST!
I do mean my first because Ive never made one because my parents are fucking Jews.
Keep in mind I will very mostlikly not recieve anything from this list but its worth a shot.

A 20gig harddrive for my shitty computer
A legal and valid license plate for my shitty car.
Money for/fluids for my car.
A katana (thats not shitty).
A DVD copy of Terror Frimer (thank you for good movie education Jason).
Someone to honestly tell me Merry Christmas.
If your going to buy shit like cologne or a watch I would be much better off if you just gave me money for shit I could use.
And keeping with the bum-like tradition I am accpeting Liquor and Clothing as long as it fits.

So far this month I recieved a pair of gloves witty internet picures, and an offer of a gift.

If your a parent and your raising your kids as Jehovah Witnesss I'll hunt you down and execute you with extreme prejudice myself. No child should ever have to be raised like that. Atleast jewish kids get haunikka!

Typing all this makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

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Also notice:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/FuckTheInternet/Arnips.jpg

theis color palette sucks balls

YOU CANT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!

Sublime
L.B.C.

I hung out with Steve today, I like the kid!
I DISLIKE RANDY TO DEATH!! Seriously I hate people like randy! the "I try to hide my blaitant homosexuality by acting like a prick but I let the gay get out alot and tell fake stories to seem like im cool" prick that always asks "are you alright man?" "are you o.k.?" "Yes im fine Randy, unlike you Im not a pathetic Mommys little musical bitch! I DONT LIKE YOU AND YOU KNOW IT! DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME! Your friends with chris? really? I DONT GIVE A FUCK PRETEND IM NOT HERE!"

Heres something that makes me want to stab eyes out
Randy: Shh quiet i have to call my mom
:Meanwhile in the same room:
Me: Lol you rotten bastard! that was a fuckin nice shot!
Chris: shh randys on the phone!
Me: OH! YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SHOOT ME FROM THERE!
:randy gets off the phone:
Randy: Dude! WTF!? I was on the phone with my parents! Why were you swearing?!

HI! ITS CALLED GO IN THE OTHER FUCKING ROOM IF YOU NEED QUITE! TRY USING SOME BRAIN CELLS YOU FUCKING RETARD!
ahhhh now i feel better lol


I am going to start taking vitamins THIS DAY!
YAY JOB INTERVIEW!
YAY -Censored- oh yeah!